— A Somerset studio · est. 2020 —

Crikey, that's a lot of bland marketing.

We're a small Glastonbury studio building bold, well-loved campaigns for brands with something to actually say. Brand, paid social, creative production. From people who'd rather take a tea break in a field than sit on a stand-up Slack call.

Made in
Glastonbury
· Somerset ·
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What we do

Six things we do — and one thing we won't.

We won't make you a forty-slide deck about how AI is going to transform your customer journey. The rest of this, we're rather good at.

01

Brand & Positioning

The hard work of figuring out what you actually stand for, in language a human will say back to you in the pub.

02

Paid Social & Search

Meta, TikTok, Google. Built around actual creative variation and proper attribution, not vanity reports.

03

Creative Production

Photo, video, motion, copy. The whole stack of assets your campaigns actually need to perform.

04

Email & Lifecycle

Klaviyo, HubSpot, Customer.io. The retention work that quietly owns most of your annual margin.

05

Web & Landing Pages

Conversion-built pages from a small team that's read more Baymard than your competitors.

06

Measurement & MMM

Server-side tagging, deduplicated attribution, MMM where it earns its keep. Honest numbers, no fluff.

Beliefs

Six convictions we won't budge on.

These show up on the first call. They've cost us a couple of pitches. We're peaceful with that.

01

Boring brands lose, gently.

The market doesn't punish bland — it just gradually stops paying attention. Watch any FMCG category over five years.

02

The deck is not the work.

The work is the actual thing that ships and gets seen. Decks are a way of avoiding the work.

03

Performance and brand are one job.

Run them through different agencies and the seams will eat your margin within four quarters. We've watched it happen.

04

Small teams, paid the right way.

Three to five people in a room beats forty on a Zoom. Almost without exception.

05

Test loudly. Scale quietly.

Most of the work is figuring out what's worth scaling. The scaling itself is the easy part.

06

If we wouldn't share it, we won't ship it.

Every campaign we work on goes through a "would I send this to my mum?" check. Surprising how much it filters.

Selected work

A small list, recent and proud.

Listed with permission. There's a longer list on request — many clients prefer the back-channel route.

01
Glastonbury Cider Co
Brand · DTC · Retail launch
2024 — 26
02
Wells & Watson Tailoring
Brand · Paid social
2025
03
Somerset Festival Group
Campaign · Production · Measurement
2023 — 26
04
Highgrove Botanicals
Email · Lifecycle · CRO
2025 — 26
05
Tor Hill Outdoor Co
Brand · DTC · Paid social
2024 — 26

We work out of a converted dairy near Glastonbury Tor.

Crikey was founded in 2020 by two refugees from larger London agencies who wanted to build something proper out of west country. We started with three clients in our first year and have grown carefully ever since.

We are six people full-time — three strategists, two paid-media leads, and one head of production. We work with a tight roster of freelance directors, designers, and editors we trust completely. The cap on our work is dictated by the size of our team, not by ambition.

Our clients tend to be founder-led businesses in the £5–50m range. Some are very local. Some are international. All of them have something distinctive to say and have decided not to outsource the saying of it to twenty juniors and a project manager.

We charge fair fixed retainers, send invoices on the first of the month, and don't run procurement deathmarches. Most projects start with a 90-minute conversation over coffee, in person where possible.

Right then, let's talk.

Drop us a note. We read everything that comes through. If we're the right fit we'll be in touch within two working days. If we aren't, we'll often pass you towards a studio we trust who is.

No procurement portals. No NDAs to talk. Just an email and a sensible brief.

Drop us a line Studio address
Crikey Digital Media
2 Hayes Court
Northload Street
Glastonbury BA6 9JP
England
Studio hours
Monday — Friday · 09:00 — 18:00 GMT
Email always preferred